Post by Andrew Burgess on Nov 8, 2004 21:26:22 GMT
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it starts to rain.
One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks rather strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks rather strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
