Post by Andrew Burgess on Nov 21, 2004 19:56:36 GMT
The man was passing by a farm and spots a pig with a wooden leg wandering around the farm and asks the farmer what happened to it.
The farmer says "I was plowing moi fields one day last year, when the tractor toppled over trapping my under her loik, that there pig heard moi screams and came running over, used her little trotters and snout an' dug me out she did. Then she dragged me to the 'ouse and my wife called the doctor out".
The man said "and did the pig get injured, is that what happened to it's leg?"
"Nooo" Says the farmer..."last month, the house went on fire when we were in our beds, that there sow, jumped through the kitchen window, ran through the flames and dragged me and moi wife an child out of the house...saved us all she did"
The man sid " and did it get injured, is that what happened to it's leg?"
"Nooo" the farmer said "When you 'ave a pig as clever and couragous as that, you don't eat it all at once"
The farmer says "I was plowing moi fields one day last year, when the tractor toppled over trapping my under her loik, that there pig heard moi screams and came running over, used her little trotters and snout an' dug me out she did. Then she dragged me to the 'ouse and my wife called the doctor out".
The man said "and did the pig get injured, is that what happened to it's leg?"
"Nooo" Says the farmer..."last month, the house went on fire when we were in our beds, that there sow, jumped through the kitchen window, ran through the flames and dragged me and moi wife an child out of the house...saved us all she did"
The man sid " and did it get injured, is that what happened to it's leg?"
"Nooo" the farmer said "When you 'ave a pig as clever and couragous as that, you don't eat it all at once"
