Post by Andrew Burgess on Nov 27, 2004 15:31:35 GMT
An Essex blonde girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by an XR3i.
As she is lying on the ground, the driver, rushes out of the car to see if she is alright.
"I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out.
"Everyfink is justa blur, I can't see a fing" she says, tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight.
He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
"OH NO!" she screams. "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down an all!!!"
;D
As she is lying on the ground, the driver, rushes out of the car to see if she is alright.
"I'm so sorry luv! I just didn't see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out.
"Everyfink is justa blur, I can't see a fing" she says, tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test her eyesight.
He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
"OH NO!" she screams. "Don't tell me I'm paralyzed from the waist down an all!!!"
;D