Post by Andrew Burgess on Dec 3, 2004 13:03:38 GMT
This guy is driving towards work one day and his mobile rings.
"Hi Dave" his manager says, "I've been thinking about the job your on today and ive decided that i want you to be supervisor on it, is that ok"?
With that Dave swerves across the road, regains control and says "that would be great! thanks boss "!
Ten minates later Daves phone rings again.
"Hi Dave sorry to bother you ive been thinking about that last offer, and id like you to be the manager is that ok with you"?
Again Dave swerves across the road, regains control and says "that would be great! thanks boss"!
Another ten minutes goes by and the phone rings again.
"Hi Dave, look, im so sorry about insulting you with that last offer, id realy like you to become a director of the firm with all the pirks and double the salary".
With that Dave swerves across the road but this time goes through a bush and hits a tree killing him outright.
Along comes the local police and they start to look for clues to the accident but there are no traces of skid marks or anything to explain it.
Looking puzzeled a young p.c. turns to the sargent and says what on earth must have caused the accident?
Thats easy says the sargent, he careared off the road.........
;D ;D
"Hi Dave" his manager says, "I've been thinking about the job your on today and ive decided that i want you to be supervisor on it, is that ok"?
With that Dave swerves across the road, regains control and says "that would be great! thanks boss "!
Ten minates later Daves phone rings again.
"Hi Dave sorry to bother you ive been thinking about that last offer, and id like you to be the manager is that ok with you"?
Again Dave swerves across the road, regains control and says "that would be great! thanks boss"!
Another ten minutes goes by and the phone rings again.
"Hi Dave, look, im so sorry about insulting you with that last offer, id realy like you to become a director of the firm with all the pirks and double the salary".
With that Dave swerves across the road but this time goes through a bush and hits a tree killing him outright.
Along comes the local police and they start to look for clues to the accident but there are no traces of skid marks or anything to explain it.
Looking puzzeled a young p.c. turns to the sargent and says what on earth must have caused the accident?
Thats easy says the sargent, he careared off the road.........
;D ;D