Post by Andrew Burgess on Dec 22, 2004 14:51:22 GMT
The Murphy brothers decide to smuggle a pig from Eire into Ulster, by disguising it as their schoolboy 'brother'.
When they get to the checkpoint, the Customs Officer asks the first one:
"What's your name then?"
"It's Paddy Murphy, Sorr.." he replies.
The Customs Officer then asks the second one:
"What's your name then?"
"It's Mick Murphy, Sorr.." he replies, "..and this is our little schoolboy brother.."
The Customs Officer looks down kindly at the pig dressed in school blazer, shirt, tie, and shorts, and says:
"Well hello there little feller! And what's your name then?"
.. and the pig says: "Oink!"
"Okay.." says the Customs Officer, "You can all go troo.."
.. so they pass through the checkpoint, and when they are out of earshot, the Customs Officer turns to his colleague, and says:
"Didja see that Oink Murphy? He's the ugliest little ****** Oi've ever seen in me loif!"
;D ;D 
When they get to the checkpoint, the Customs Officer asks the first one:
"What's your name then?"
"It's Paddy Murphy, Sorr.." he replies.
The Customs Officer then asks the second one:
"What's your name then?"
"It's Mick Murphy, Sorr.." he replies, "..and this is our little schoolboy brother.."
The Customs Officer looks down kindly at the pig dressed in school blazer, shirt, tie, and shorts, and says:
"Well hello there little feller! And what's your name then?"
.. and the pig says: "Oink!"
"Okay.." says the Customs Officer, "You can all go troo.."
.. so they pass through the checkpoint, and when they are out of earshot, the Customs Officer turns to his colleague, and says:
"Didja see that Oink Murphy? He's the ugliest little ****** Oi've ever seen in me loif!"
;D ;D 
