Post by Andrew Burgess on Jan 25, 2005 18:20:39 GMT
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes. 
" The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" ;D
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ;D
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.
" The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." ;D
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world. ;D
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you. ;D ;D
" The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." ;D
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ;D
The frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. ;D ;D
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! ;D
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. ;D
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. ;D
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.
" The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
;DThe woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
;DThe frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to.
" The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
;DSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the world.
;DThe frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
;D ;D" The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
;DSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
;DThe frog then inquired about her third
wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;DAttention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
;D ;DMale readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
;DMoral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
;DLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
;DPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
