Post by Andrew Burgess on Feb 26, 2005 10:00:38 GMT
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting
over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says,
"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims
and one Blonde with Big Tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why
kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,
"See, I told you no one CARES about
the 140 million Muslims".
;D ;D ;D
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting
over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you
guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says,
"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims
and one Blonde with Big Tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why
kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says,
"See, I told you no one CARES about
the 140 million Muslims".
;D ;D ;D
