Post by Stu on Nov 15, 2005 20:42:43 GMT
A blind man enters a ladies' bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a 
. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the blind man says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl.
2. The bouncer is a blond girl.
3. I'm a blond woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."