Anglers Jokes.

[dace]

Anglers chat up line:
I know there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount on the mantelpiece.

Two maggots playing golf:
One says "I like golf, don't you?"
The other replies "Yeah, beats fishing!"

Two blokes were fishing the local canal when a hearse crosses the bridge next to them. With that one of the men stands up and holds his hat to his chest. His mate turns to him and says " that’s very respectful of you Charlie." Charlie turns to him and replies" Well we were married for 20 years Fred."

[MrMatthew]

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

[dace]

I must be the fourth man, sounds like my wife. ;D
Funny joke. ;D