Post by dace on Apr 16, 2006 16:59:58 GMT
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Bailiff jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell. The Bailiff was hot on his heels.
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the bailiff finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Bailiff gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Bailiff valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Bailiff, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one." ;D
After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the bailiff finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin' license, Boy!" the Bailiff gasped.
With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Bailiff valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Bailiff, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young guy, "but my friend back there, well, he don't have one." ;D