Post by Andrew Burgess on May 6, 2006 11:08:18 GMT
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who
asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are
my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
day," he says.
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish
without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will
come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
;D
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who
asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are
my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
day," he says.
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish
without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will
come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
;D
