Bloke goes into a pub

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Bloke goes into a pub and orders a pint and as he puts the glass to his mouth a little japanese bloke gives him a karate chop on the back of his neck knocking him out.

The jap leaves saying to the barman "tell him when he wakes up that was a karate chop from Japan."

The bloke wakes up and the barman tells him what was said.

Next night the bloke comes in orders his pint puts it to his mouth and and wack the same thing happens and again the jap says tell him that was another karate chop from Japan.

The barman tells the bloke what happen he said "look mate this little Japanese bloke comes in and as soon as you put that pint to you mouth he gives you a karate chop on the neck knocking you spark out. He tells me to say that it was a karate chop from Japan.

Right says the bloke I'll sort this out tomorrow night.

The following night the bloke goes in orders a pint and goes to take a sip but side steps the Japanese bloke and wacks the Jap and sends him flying across the floor knocking him out.

The bloke turns to the barman and says" tell the nip that was *******monkey wrench from Halford".