Ice Fishing

[Carpy]

There Is No Fish There

One cold Winter day, a blonde decides she wants to take up ice fishing. When she gets to the pond, she begins to cut a hole in the ice. As she does, she hears a voice. "There's no fish there...".
Puzzled, the blonde picks up her stuff and cuts another hole a few feet away. Again, she hears the voice. "There's no fish there..."
The blonde is confused, but still determined. About 10 feet away, she begins to cut another ice hole. "There's no fish there...", she hears.
She immediately turns her head to the sky and says, "Is that you, God?"

"NO! IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE-SKATING RINK! THERE'S NO FISH THERE!
:-/Must Stop These

[norman]

FRANK please tell me if you can, was the blonde a lady or was it a male ? because if she was a female, then she needs some help, and Im the man to help her out! give her my e/ mail address so I may put her on the straight and narrow ;D the match sec!

[norman]

SORRY Frank I got in 2! yes 2 ! posts in to your one on this joke so you aint caught me up!
NICE TRY
but do better or dont bother!

[fiskenmann]

That was a good one, Frank but pray tell what WAS my wife doing there? ;D ;D ;D

[Carpy]

Thanks david nice one mate. Your Wife lol .i will stop posting bad jokes. if i do it again. give me a good kick up the ice hole. ;D