Post by fiskenmann on May 22, 2003 3:43:54 GMT
CIA (Cajun Intelligence) (...dose "A" is silent.)
The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being
held in the area around Lafayette, Louisiana and duly dispatched the infamous
detective Desmoreaux to investigate.
He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups
in dis cock fightin'" he began.
"Good work. Who are they..??" the sergeant asked.
Desmoreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Louisiana Cajuns, and de Italian Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one
night..??"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat cock fight. I knowed
the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight." The
sergeant
ded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others..??"
Desmoreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved
when summbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was
involved..??"
"Dat duck won, yeah."
;D ;D ;D
The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being
held in the area around Lafayette, Louisiana and duly dispatched the infamous
detective Desmoreaux to investigate.
He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups
in dis cock fightin'" he began.
"Good work. Who are they..??" the sergeant asked.
Desmoreaux replied confidently, "De Texas Aggies, de Louisiana Cajuns, and de Italian Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one
night..??"
"Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat cock fight. I knowed
the Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight." The
sergeant
ded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others..??"Desmoreaux intoned knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved
when summbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the Mafia was
involved..??"
"Dat duck won, yeah."
;D ;D ;D