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Post by Dirrty on Jun 19, 2003 19:22:34 GMT
There was a fly hovering above the lake. But what the fly didn't know was there was a fish in the water thinking "If that fly drops six inches, that fly will be mine!" But what the fish didn't know was there was a bird thinking "If that fly drops six inches, that fish will get the bird, and I'll get the fish." But what the bird didn't know was that there was a cat thinking "If that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bird will get the fish, and I will get the fish." So the fly, exhausted after flying around all day dropped six inches and the fish jumped up to get the fly. The bird flew to get the fish. Then the cat rushed to get the bird, but missed, and landed in the water. The moral of this story is wherever a fly drops six inches, there's bound to be a wet P*ussy somewhere!
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