Post by norman on Nov 4, 2003 18:40:22 GMT
Some years ago, too many to remember, I upgraded from 
ing Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble to Girlfriend 1.0. However, there were conflicts between these two products and the only way round this was to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatable with several othere applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, Angling Days Out 6.0, and Playboy Magazine. One product to avoid at all costs is Party Girl 2.1. which I tried, but found this to have too many bugs leading to a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 with Girlfriend 1.1 at the same time, only to find out that when these two products detected each othere they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I then upgraded to Fiacee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to take up all my available resorces, it does come with Free Sex plus Clean House 2002. Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run, and any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0s memory and could not be deleted, then would resurface months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail filter, and can without warning, launch into Turbo Whinge or Crash Completly.
These latter products have no Help files, and I had to try and guess what the problem was. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly with Give Me Some Money 3.0, Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every othere week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resouces and conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me they are an illegal operation. also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porche 9.44 hard drive, it often crashes it. Wife 1.0 comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, whitch cannot be turned off. Recently Ive been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but a friend of mine has warned me I could end up with more problems, and has pointed out the fact, that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money files before uninstalling itself. Any ideas?
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ing Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble to Girlfriend 1.0. However, there were conflicts between these two products and the only way round this was to run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatable with several othere applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5, Angling Days Out 6.0, and Playboy Magazine. One product to avoid at all costs is Party Girl 2.1. which I tried, but found this to have too many bugs leading to a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 with Girlfriend 1.1 at the same time, only to find out that when these two products detected each othere they caused severe damage to my hardware.I then upgraded to Fiacee 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to take up all my available resorces, it does come with Free Sex plus Clean House 2002. Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run, and any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0s memory and could not be deleted, then would resurface months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail filter, and can without warning, launch into Turbo Whinge or Crash Completly.
These latter products have no Help files, and I had to try and guess what the problem was. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly with Give Me Some Money 3.0, Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every othere week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resouces and conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me they are an illegal operation. also when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Porche 9.44 hard drive, it often crashes it. Wife 1.0 comes with a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-In-Law, whitch cannot be turned off. Recently Ive been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but a friend of mine has warned me I could end up with more problems, and has pointed out the fact, that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money files before uninstalling itself. Any ideas?
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only joking. good one.