Post by norman on Nov 30, 2003 9:16:10 GMT
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves. Also, help me to be carful of the toes I step on today, as they may be the toes I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work; 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember:-
When I am having a bad day, and it seems people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
If you can stay calm when all around you is chaos, then you probably have not completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Remember also, that Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Help me always to give 100% at work; 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
And help me to remember:-
When I am having a bad day, and it seems people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!
If you can stay calm when all around you is chaos, then you probably have not completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Remember also, that Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
