Post by Carpy on Dec 20, 2003 23:00:37 GMT
Sir Paul McCartney is out doing his Christmas shopping and decides to
buy Heather a new artificial leg. He wraps it up, takes it home and
hides it in the wardrobe. A couple of days later Heather is busy doing
her housework and finds it so she phones up Paul, and says, "Hi
darling,I just wanted to let you know that I've found my Chrissie
present in the wardrobe by accident while I was tidying up.....and I
hope that's not my MAIN Christmas present?"
To which Paul replies: "No darling don't worry it's just a stocking
filler"
buy Heather a new artificial leg. He wraps it up, takes it home and
hides it in the wardrobe. A couple of days later Heather is busy doing
her housework and finds it so she phones up Paul, and says, "Hi
darling,I just wanted to let you know that I've found my Chrissie
present in the wardrobe by accident while I was tidying up.....and I
hope that's not my MAIN Christmas present?"
To which Paul replies: "No darling don't worry it's just a stocking
filler"
