Golf

[Carpy]

On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol

station

> in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant,

obviously

> knowing nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner

completely

> unaware of who the golfing supremo is.

>

> "Top of the mornin' to yer, sor" says the attendant.

>

> Tiger s a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As

he

> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

>

> "What are dose?, asks the attendant.

>

> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

>

> "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

>

> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

>

> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!" ;D