Post by boilie on May 16, 2004 22:11:57 GMT
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in.With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender 
ded,so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey,too.
The next patron to come in was an ailing Brummie with a hunched back,who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a pint of Brew XI. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartenderded, so the Brummie said to give
Him a pint of Brew XI, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser,who swaggered into the bar and yelled, "Barkeeper, giv us a lager der la! Hey, is dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeperded, so the Scouser told him to give Jesus a lager, too.
As Jesus got up to leave,he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness,you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength comeback to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Brummie and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Brummie felt his backstraighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped back and exclaimed,"F**k off, I'll lose my disabiltity benefit!!!!" ;D
ded,so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey,too.The next patron to come in was an ailing Brummie with a hunched back,who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a pint of Brew XI. He also looked down the bar and asked if that was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender
ded, so the Brummie said to giveHim a pint of Brew XI, too.
The third patron to enter the bar was a Scouser,who swaggered into the bar and yelled, "Barkeeper, giv us a lager der la! Hey, is dat God's Boy down dere?" The barkeeper
ded, so the Scouser told him to give Jesus a lager, too.As Jesus got up to leave,he walked over to the Irishman and touched him and said, "For your kindness,you are healed!" The Irishman felt the strength comeback to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus touched the Brummie and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!" The Brummie felt his backstraighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
Jesus walked towards the Scouser, but the Scouser jumped back and exclaimed,"F**k off, I'll lose my disabiltity benefit!!!!" ;D
