Post by Andrew Burgess on Jul 25, 2004 17:44:49 GMT
An Australian guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands.
Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk a bit. At the end of the night he ask her if she want to go to bed and have sex.
Although she is attracted to him she say no. Then he offers to pay her $A 200 for the deed. Jill is traveling the world and because she short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing plenty of attention throughout the night he ask her if will sleep with him for $A 200.
She figure in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. But on the six night the guy comes in the bar. But this night he orders a larger and goes and sits in the corner.
Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sit next to him. She ask him where is from and he tells her "Melbourne".
"So I am" she says, "What suburb in Melbourne? She say.
"Glen Iris" he say.
"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street"
"Cameo Street" he says.
"This is unbelieveable" she says, "What number?"
"Number 20" he says and she is astonished.
"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!"
"I know" he says, "Your father gave me $A 1,000 to give you"
He who
s Australian - thinks Australian!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Jill, the Australian barmaid takes his order and notices his Australian accent. Over the course of the night they talk a bit. At the end of the night he ask her if she want to go to bed and have sex.
Although she is attracted to him she say no. Then he offers to pay her $A 200 for the deed. Jill is traveling the world and because she short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again and after showing plenty of attention throughout the night he ask her if will sleep with him for $A 200.
She figure in for a penny in for a pound - and it was fantastic the night before - so she agrees.
This goes on for 5 nights. But on the six night the guy comes in the bar. But this night he orders a larger and goes and sits in the corner.
Jill is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sit next to him. She ask him where is from and he tells her "Melbourne".
"So I am" she says, "What suburb in Melbourne? She say.
"Glen Iris" he say.
"That's amazing" she says, "so am I - what street"
"Cameo Street" he says.
"This is unbelieveable" she says, "What number?"
"Number 20" he says and she is astonished.
"You are not going to believe this" she says, "I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!"
"I know" he says, "Your father gave me $A 1,000 to give you"
He who
s Australian - thinks Australian!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
