Post by newfish on Oct 28, 2008 8:46:39 GMT
The old Trout swims up to a group of fish, and announces “I have been asked by The Salmon to speak to you all about your behaviour. It would apper that you are not maintaining sufficiently high enough standards, and we nust address this.
The trout consults his list, and says “Firstly, you, Mr Bream, grubbing about in the mud, making the water look dirty and uncared for, this will have to change, do you understand?”
The Bream says “Yes, OK, I’ll do my best your honour”.
The trout turns and says “now you Mr Carp, eating all these boilies, pellets what have you, you are so fat it’s disgusting, you really need to lose weight. All right?
The Carp mutters “Yes, yes, okay okay” through a mouthful of boilies.
The Trout then turns to the third fish and says, “Ah, yes, you are the one who has been speeding around, acting in a dangerous fashion, but I don’t appear to have your name on my list, what is it?”
The carp turned to the third fish and said………..
“DON’T TELL HIM PIKE”.
The trout consults his list, and says “Firstly, you, Mr Bream, grubbing about in the mud, making the water look dirty and uncared for, this will have to change, do you understand?”
The Bream says “Yes, OK, I’ll do my best your honour”.
The trout turns and says “now you Mr Carp, eating all these boilies, pellets what have you, you are so fat it’s disgusting, you really need to lose weight. All right?
The Carp mutters “Yes, yes, okay okay” through a mouthful of boilies.
The Trout then turns to the third fish and says, “Ah, yes, you are the one who has been speeding around, acting in a dangerous fashion, but I don’t appear to have your name on my list, what is it?”
The carp turned to the third fish and said………..
“DON’T TELL HIM PIKE”.