Post by Andrew Burgess on Oct 15, 2004 20:41:43 GMT
Three buisness men in a sauna. 
A bleeper goes off and whilst two of them look around and third presses his arm, look at their puzzled look and say
"oh it's just my pager, the latest technology, micro chip in my arm and all that"
Twenty minutes later a phone goes off and this time the Second guy started talking into his hand and when he finishes he see the first guy and the third guy looked amazed and not jealous. Then he says
"Oh it's just my new mobile phone, micro chips slipped under the skin, and there is a arial up the index finger"
The third guy who have nothing to answered and getting pissed off with this latest modern technology. he decided not to be left out of this techno-macho posturing, he heads of to the loo.
On his return he has 3ft of toilet paper hanging out of his backside and the First and Second guys look at him and the third guy said
"Ah, I'm getting a fax"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 
A bleeper goes off and whilst two of them look around and third presses his arm, look at their puzzled look and say
"oh it's just my pager, the latest technology, micro chip in my arm and all that"
Twenty minutes later a phone goes off and this time the Second guy started talking into his hand and when he finishes he see the first guy and the third guy looked amazed and not jealous. Then he says
"Oh it's just my new mobile phone, micro chips slipped under the skin, and there is a arial up the index finger"
The third guy who have nothing to answered and getting pissed off with this latest modern technology. he decided not to be left out of this techno-macho posturing, he heads of to the loo.
On his return he has 3ft of toilet paper hanging out of his backside and the First and Second guys look at him and the third guy said
"Ah, I'm getting a fax"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 
