Holy Water

[Andrew Burgess]

An Irishman is stumbling through the woods totally lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif "Are you ready to find Jesus?

The lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif answers, "Yes I am".

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif, "Brother, have you found Jeseus".

The lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif replies "No, I haveen't found him"

The preacher, shocked at the answer dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again "Have you found Jesus, my Brother".

The lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif again answers, "No I haven't found Jesus".

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif in the water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus"

The lpaweb.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/drunk.gif wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher


"Are you sure that this is where he fell in"