Post by Andrew Burgess on Nov 2, 2004 23:18:59 GMT
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
people show up.
One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
;D
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to
sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
history.
Here's your equipment , A chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
The lion continues to lick and kiss her entire body for
several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He
says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the older man and asks,
"Can you top that?"
The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion
out of the way."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
people show up.
One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.
;DThe circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to
sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
history.
Here's your equipment , A chair, whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the
chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
The lion continues to lick and kiss her entire body for
several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He
says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."
He then turns to the older man and asks,
"Can you top that?"
The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion
out of the way."
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
