Post by Andrew Burgess on Nov 8, 2004 21:04:40 GMT
Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an
old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This
genie, however, stated that (due to budget cuts) he could only deliver
one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into Victoria Bitter!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the "hard earned thirst" quencher. The genie
vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the
stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted. After a
long, tension-filled moment Johnno said:
"Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an
old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This
genie, however, stated that (due to budget cuts) he could only deliver
one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Make the
entire ocean into Victoria Bitter!"
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the
entire sea turned into the "hard earned thirst" quencher. The genie
vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the
stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted. After a
long, tension-filled moment Johnno said:
"Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
